Why is this not with my random blogs?

Becuase this actually happened lol.

The Well

I was bored, walking around the Chamber of Crossroads. Then all of a sudden I fell in a hole, and the next thing I knew, I was in water…. and everyone was lvl 56! Luckily for me though, I fell right near a lvl 57 Guardian who guided me to the rotting cellar. His name is Willhurt, so if your reading this, ty Willhurt! Lol.

Why the heck I’m Writing Poetry

Lol, my english teacher made us write poetry, and I thought, why not post it here? I’ve got nothing to lose lol.

Spring

Velvet red roses,

a babbling stream,

a cobblestone path,

lined with tall cherry trees.

A soft spring breeze,

carrying the roses’ sweet scent,

a small green glade,

where erect stood a tent.

Not a cloud in the sky,

many a bright bird afeather,

the sun shining bright,

perfect spring weather.

The sweet sound of laughter,

traveling on the cool wind,

small children playing,

with mischievous grins.

Not a care in the world,

peace on Earth,

the wonderful gift,

of Spring’s joyous mirth.

Remember (Hiaku)

Though all people fade,

and every flower wilts,

we will remember.

Berry Large Catastrophe (Limerick)

There once was a man from Sherry,

Who went off to pick some berries.

They rolled down the hill,

crashed into his mill,

and the result was quite scary.

The End

Yay I killed 5 minutes.

Birthelion, Sunrise

Birthelion was the son of a humble elven healer and a powerful man loremaster. They sent Birthelion away in a basket down the river when orcs attacked the village in which they were settled. During his ride down the river, 4 month old Baby Birthelion lived by befriending the animals around him, and they brought him food. Many days later, Baby Birthelion’s voyage came to an end as he washed ashore near the Gondorian Capital, where he was noticed buy the king’s 19 year old niece, who took him back to court. She put him in the Gondorian  Royal Nursery, and at the age of 4 she had him a private tutor in the Scholarly arts. But Birthelion preferred farming, and he always tried to finish his lessons early so he could play in the garden. On his 12th Birthday, Birthelion felt a calling to the river. There he found the basket in which he arrived in. On the sheets there was a note, which read, “Dear son, with great haste I write this letter, and my message is urgent - The One Ring has been found! You play a vital role in its destruction son, for your mother has foreseen it, so go to Eriador, With the aid of the wild. I pray the Valar guide you, for the sun must rise on even the darkest night.” With the end of that letter came morning. A white mare trotted up to him, and he climbed on. He rode off towards his destiny, towards the sunrise.

INTRODUCTION

Lol, that title got your attention, didn’t it? Not to mention, its pretty accurate lol. I do a lot of random crazy stuff on LOTRO, (like my New Years Eve Fireworks Display) And I do even more when noones looking lol. Keep reading.. you’ll know what I mean.

Birthelion and the Red Maiden’s Army

When I was a noob, I thought Lore-Masters could fly…. so I jumped off of Dulliand. Didn’t go to well… Well, the reason I became an Oath-breaker was that when I left my Mother’s House, I promised her I would come back one day… ouch. So, as all spirits without a life do, (and no spirit has a life)I joined the Red Maiden’s Army. My overly specific Life Insurance Plan allowed me to rise through the ranks (I wont tell how.. heh heh) and 2 days later I was the Maiden’s advisor. After looking at her court, I knew I  was in over my head, so I did what all great wusses of this generation do - I went to my Mother’s. But the instant I walked into her house, I was back in my body - though the next day I got a disturbing specific message written in blood on my living-room wall 0_0…

Birthelion VS The Blue Lady

This time I didn’t do anything wrong, I swear. I was minding my own business, trying to reforge Narsil, when I had to talk to this glowing old hag named “Gweneth” or something. I “politely” asked for the Silithar, and she refused! So, to blow off some steam, I threatened to kill all her frog/snake friends who resided throughout the cave - not the smartest idea. The water started to rise and, the cave wasn’t to big to begin with… I was deep in water, when right before I drowned, my cat jumped on the keyboard and typed /bow. Then the water evaporated and the Blue Lady told me where to find the Silithar. Mr. Fluffers got an extra treat in his bowl that night ;).

Birthelion discovers the meaning of Yule.

When yule came around this year, I wanted to find Santa’s workshop and raid the toy factory… I went to the Misty Mountains, but what i found there was far from what I expected. There was a huge encampment of bomb-making goblins in a complex labryinth of caves in the side of a mountain!  I fought my way through them and found a hanger-like place peeking out the side of the Mountain, and there was a huge war machine that looked oddly like a sled. Then an immensly overweight Uruk-hai named Sanat came out with a bag of explosives, and ordered the goblins to get ready for launch. Well, beating them wasn’t to hard - one burning embers blew up the whole factory, and oddly, the machine and a few bombs survived! So for the next 24 hours I rode around one-shotting people in Sanat’s “Slay.”

Why Birthelion is Wary Around Hobbits…

One day I was walking around Bree and I saw a Hobbit Burglar named Tobras selling a horse for 1g! Just 1g! So of course I bought it… and the next moment I found my self riding away from 20 bounders yelling “Stop, thief!” I had no idea what 20 bounders were doing in Bree, but it wasn’t like I was gonna stop and ask… I’m not that stupid. But of course, I was sorta stupid then… so I rode into the Old Forest. I finally lost the Bounders, but soon I was lost myself. So I decided to follow the river south. Soon I came to a huge tree that made me feel relaxed, so I decided a nap couldn’t hurt… then the tree ATTACKED!!! It ate my new horse and I surely didn’t stick around for desert. Eventually I made it out into Buckland… where I found Tobras. I mezd him, took my 1g… and an an extra 500s for repairs.. when the next second I had 20 bounders on my tail yelling “Stop, Thief!” -_-x

If you feel I made a racist remark about hobbits, please send me a message… or just get over it lol.

Birthelion VS The Blue Lady Part II

Why do blue glowing woman always have to complicate things??? She made me get a fellowship and go underground to recover the silithar! She has some sort of super water power doesn’t she? Why doesn’t she go get it herself? Well, back to the subject: I got a group, (though it took 3 hours of walking around tinundir) I went down there, and then we found out a bunch of idiots beat us to it. good thing they were all noobs =P. After about an hour of kicking tomb raider butt we made it to a cave where these gross giant frog things (At first I thought we were being attacked by the Teenage Ninja Turtles) jumped out of the wall and attacked!!! They were NOT easy but they gave some nice clubs. After that we made our way to a room where the Tomb Robber Leader was. They WERE easy. But after that the “Blue Lady” herself appeared and told us to follow the water.. which lead to a giant underground chamber with a giant sleepng turtle and a much smaller yet still giant kergrim. The Kergrim was such a wuss, once we got him down to 2k morale he woke up the turtle! The only good that came of that was that the turtle ate the sissie, the bad side was that the turtle had babies >.>…. I didn’t know what to be more surprised about, the fact that there may be another one of those guys, or the fact the babies were hatching… well, after a huge turtle massacre we killed the giant turtle (Whos name was nornagol) and his babies (who had no names, so I named each one: doofus, dorko, tidbit, sucker, doofus2, dorko2, tidbit2, sucker2, etc.) and got teh silithar! But the bad side was… The Blue Lady never said “thank you” once!!!

TELL EVERYONE!!!

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