Greetings, all,
So, I had a post in General Discussion about this, but it was unfortunately closed because it was perceived as too similar to other discussions on the issue. However, I did feel that this contribution is unique. It may, though, be better suited to the blog format.
So, without further ado…
Gear Gating: “Choose Your Own Adventure” Style!
It’s simple; start at “1″, and select from the options beneath to follow to the next bit.
1. Are you having fun with LOTRO?
1a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [42].
1b. No; if this is your answer, go to [2].
2. Are you about to quit playing LOTRO?
2a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [27].
2b. No; if this is your answer, go to [3].
3. Are you upset about Gear Gating?
3a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [5].
3b. No; if this is your answer, go to [4].
4. Did you think this “Choose Your Own Adventure” was going to be about more than gear gating?
4a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [6].
4b. No; if this is your answer, go to [7].
5. Do you consider yourself a Hardcore Raider?
5a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [8].
5b. No; if this is your answer, go to [9].
6. Have problems reading topic titles, then?
6a. Yes; if this is your answer, go see an eye doctor. Or maybe an educator.
6b. No; if this is your answer, go to [10].
7. So, you’re fully aware that you are not the intended audience for this topic, correct?
7a. Yes; if this is your answer, go ahead and post a response. You’re going to, anyways.
7b. No; if this is your answer, go to [11].
8. Do you have all of your radiance gear from the classic 6-mans (DD, FG, GS, 16th, Forges, and Skum)?
8a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [12].
8b. No; if this is your answer, go to [13].
9. Do you consider yourself a casual raider?
9a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [14].
9b. No; if this is your answer, go to [15].
10. So, you suspect I have a hidden agenda, then?
10a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [16].
10b. No; if this is your answer, go to [17].
11. Are you doing this just because it’s a “Choose Your Own Adventure”, which is a fun format?
11a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [42].
11b. No; if this is your answer, go to [18].
12. Have you completed the Turtle Raid and the Watcher?
12a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [19].
12b. No; if this is your answer, go to [20].
13. Do you consider yourself a Hardcore Raider in LotRO?
13a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [21].
13b. No; if this is your answer, go to [22].
14. Do you have all of your radiance gear from the classic 6-mans (DD, FG, GS, 16th, Forges, and Skum)?
14a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [22].
14b. No; if this is your answer, go to [24].
15. Do you desire to raid before the release of the next expansion?
15a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [25].
15b. No; if this is your answer, go to [22].
16. Let’s say I did have a hidden agenda… and I offer you gold to keep it a secret… would you take it?
16a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [28].
16b. No; if this is your answer, go to [29].
17. You need rest and a clear head. I suggest going to bed 2 or 3 hours earlier each night, a well balanced diet, and laying off the caffeine.
18. Are you doing this simply because you are bored?
18a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [30].
18b. No; if this is your answer, go to [31].
19. Have you completed the new raid, DN?
19a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [32].
19b. No; if this is your answer, go to [33].
20. I would highly suggest taking them both down. You have all of the equipment needed. At this point, gear gating does not appear immediately relevant, since you have surpassed the gate but have not taken advantage of what you’ve earned by doing so. Are you simply against Gear Gating because of the principle behind it?
20a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [34].
20b. No; if this is your answer, go to [35].
21. With all due respect, you consider yourself a hardcore raider in LOTRO, but have not completed the non-gated gear instances. If I were you, I’d quit being so concerned about gear gating, and go run the instances you need and get the loot. Do you feel you would have fun doing this?
21a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [36].
21b. No; if this is your answer, go to [37].
22. Are you strictly against gear gating for the principle of the thing?
22a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [34].
22b. No; if this is your answer, go to [38].
23. Weird– you somehow wound up at a place that nothing directs you to. Either you’re not playing the game right, or you’re not playing at all. Maybe both. Either way, you win t3h internetz.
24. Would you, as a casual raider, enjoy participating in these raids?
24a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [39].
24b. No; if this is your answer, go to [40].
25. Personally, I would suggest going out and having fun trying the new raids. If your current kin isn’t interested, find another one who would be willing to bring you along, even if you don’t leave your current one. There you go. Still upset about the gear gating thing?
25a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [34].
25b. No; if this is your answer, go to [35].
26. Did you really follow a question here?
26a. Yes; if this is your answer, see 6a.
26b. No; if this is your answer, see your psychiatrist.
27. Congratulations, you have found a solution! While it may or may not satisfy you, you have found at least closure. Well done, indeed.
28. Are you aware that blackmail is both illegal and unethical?
28a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [36].
28b. No; if this is your answer, go to [37].
29. Glad to hear it. You sheeple are so easily deceived. Hail Cthulu!
30. If you can entertain yourself on messageboards, why are you paying to subscribe to LOTRO?
30a. I have a lifetime; if this is your answer, go to [38].
30b. I can’t play right now; if this is your answer, go to [39].
30c. I never really thought about it/other; if this is your answer, go to [40].
31. Now, you have me confused. Meh, go ahead and jump to [1] and start over. Hopefully that will help.
32. Clearly, the gear gating didn’t affect you all that badly. Are you against it strictly for the principle of the thing?
32a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [34].
32b. No; if this is your answer, go to [41].
33. Clearly, Gear Gating is not keeping you out of DN; something else is. Therefore, you are necessarily against it for the principle of the thing. Go ahead and jump to [34].
34. So Gear Gating. You don’t like it. Do you honestly, in good faith, believe you could be reasoned with and made to enjoy it?
34a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [43].
34b. No; if this is your answer, go to [44].
35. Glad to hear we worked something out. Are you now going to go have fun in LOTRO?
35a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [42].
35b. No; if this is your answer, go to [27].
36. Are you a full-time Monster Player?
36a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [45].
36b. No; if this is your answer, go to [46].
37. Congratulations, you have now been made aware. Go forth and spread the news of what you have learned. Do you now wish to become my one of my followers?
37a. Yes; if this is your answer, see your psychologist.
37b. No; if this is your answer, go to [27].
38. Hmm… well, at least you can always go back to it if you so desire. Just stay away from 4chan. I hear you can catch something over there.
39. Drat, that stinks. Well, at least you have the boards, here. So, how are you doing?
40. Well, there you go. See, I knew this topic would do you good. Hop on over to [37].
41. Are you comfortable being subtly, implicitly inconsistent with yourself?
41a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [17].
41b. No; if this is your answer, go to [17].
42. Congratulations, you win the game! Your prize is stronger than mithril, brighter than a palantir, and more powerful than Eru. Now, get off the forums and go have fun!
43. Great, let’s get this party started. Do you think that it’s a problem that gear gating was present in Moria, but not really in SoA?
43a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [47].
43b. No; if this is your answer, go to [48].
44. Ah, but you do see that I’m in charge here, don’t you?
44a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [49].
44b. No; if this is your answer, go to [50].
45. This explains why you’re so evil. Congratulations; at least you’re consistent. Go to [27].
46. I would highly recommend counseling. Maybe go read some Aristotle or something.
47. Ah, but MMO’s constantly develop. Are you sad because this is a dynamic game whose content and style change over time?
47a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [51].
47b. No; if this is your answer, go to [52].
48. Do you think it’s a problem that gear gating encourages people to act inappropriately, with respect to arrogance or something else?
48a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [53].
48b. No; if this is your answer, go to [54].
49. Ah, but you see, I made you come down here. I directed you to this bullet. You’re just sad that you didn’t come up with the idea first, aren’t you?
49a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [55].
49b. No; if this is your answer, go to [56].
50. You need to go to 6a. Now. Go, shoo-shoo.
51. I’m sorry, but this is the nature of MMO’s, and it shows they’re healthy when they’re constantly developing and taking new directions. Stagnation is a sign of an unhealthy MMO. Does this resolve your concern?
51a. Yes, I’m fully satisfied; if this is your answer, go to [42].
51b. Yes, but I have other concerns; if this is your answer, go to [48].
51c. No; if this is your answer, post a reply to this topic and let me know. Hope for an expansion pack, maybe.
52. Well, I believe it’s the nature of your objection. Sounds like you hold two inconsistent points of view to me. I’d recommend sorting them out and running through this adventure again.
53. Here’s the dizzeal: people are responsible for their actions. If you take away gear gating, they’ll find something else to be inappropriate about. Rather than holding gear gating responsible, hold the person who acts that way responsible. Does this resolve your concern?
53a. Yes, I’m fully satisfied; if this is your answer, go to [42].
53b. Yes, but I have other concerns; if this is your answer, go to [54].
53c. No; if this is your answer, post a reply to this topic and let me know. Hope for an expansion pack, maybe.
54. Is your issue that you don’t like that not everyone can see the content?
54a. Yes; if this is your answer, go to [57].
54b. No; if this is your answer, go to [58].
55. Hmm… [37] sounds like it might have the best response. If that doesn’t float your boat, try [27].
56. Well, I’m freaked out, now! Don’t know what to make of this! HELP! *Runs away*
57. Well, here’s the thing. Scarcity generates value. If you have something to work towards– something that remains hidden and mysterious– it causes one to perceive a layer of depth and intrigue that might otherwise not be there. Content generated for a very slim portion of the community can cause the rest of the community to perceive the game and the world itself as having unexplored, dangerous corridors. This is a good thing for everyone involved.
57a. Yes, I’m fully satisfied; if this is your answer, go to [42].
57b. Yes, but I have other concerns; if this is your answer, go to [58].
57c. No; if this is your answer, post a reply to this topic and let me know. Hope for an expansion pack, maybe.
58. At this point, 58 options is a lot. If you’re here and want more, how about posting to let me know? I’ll be happy to release an expansion pack or two, should there be enough interest.
So, where do you end up? Post your answers below! I’m a 42, myself. ![]()












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