It had been an early morning. Market day usually is for merchants. You have to get there early to make sure everything is set up and ready to go when people start to wander in to shop.
While taking one last glance at my supplies, I hear a knock at the door. Going over and peeking out, I see the shadowed form of Dalmar. He waves. I open the door and let him know it will be a second before I’m ready to go. He steps inside at my beckoning.
These morning walks that Dalmar and I take each day are wonderful. He’s excellent company and on market days, it’s nice to have someone who can help protect my merchandise if for some reason I’m waylaid on the way into the Hall.
I’ll have to work on getting Dalmar a wife. He’ll be a great catch for a lucky dwarf maiden someday.
Not wasting any time, I gather up my merchandise and Dalmar and I head over to the market. We make good time and get there early. Dalmar helps me set up my display. After a quick check, from one of the baskets of baked goods, I provide him a few muffins to take with him. He thanks me, lets me know that he will meet me at the end of the day, then he departs.
Soon my fellow merchants start to arrive. I greet each as they arrive and start to set up shop. As usual, Durgin is the last one to show up. He looks as mean and foul as that first day I saw him. I politely nod to him, to which he gives me an evil look. Under his breath, I hear him say “…thought I told that stupid wench not to come back here.” with a slight chuckle he bellows, “Today is going to be a great day!”
I thought to myself, “I heartily agree, my dear Durgin.”
With a false smile, I nod again to him and go back to my work.
Soon the market starts to see some business. The early birds come in to try and get the best buys before the majority of the crowd arrives. Not too long after opening a dwarf woman stops at my stall and starts perusing the bracelets and cuffs I have to offer. I start to banter with the woman, offer her a muffin and chat with her about whatever seems to interest her.
Durgin immediately approaches to attempt to steal my customer from me. As she chews on the muffin, Durgin tries to explain how his wares are better and of the highest “Dwarf” quality. She looks at Durgin and tells him to stop bothering her. She states, if she doesn’t see anything she likes here, she might stop by his stall later. Durgin fumes. He stares at my basket of muffins and makes his way back to his stall, grumbling the whole way.
After bantering for a good 20 minutes, I make my first sale in the marketplace. The woman ends up purchasing a bracelet, a cuff, and a jeweled pendant. I offer her another muffin on her way out. She accepts and tells me she will inform all of her friends about my wonderful little shop. From off to the side, I can feel the looks Durgin is giving me from his stall.
Taking a casual glance in his direction, I can see him start to come towards me with a look of malice in his eyes. Mid-stride, he starts looking nervous and steps back towards his stall. I turn around and see a few of the local guards heading in my direction. At their head is Unnarr. He comes up to my shop and gives me a hearty hug. With a jovial tone, he asks how his favorite new pupil doing. You can see Durgin off to the side looking a bit befuddled. I offer each of the guards a muffin and give the remainder of the basket to Unnarr. I thank him for stopping by and look forward to our classes tomorrow night. He gratefully accepts the muffins, pats his tummy and says, “I’m pretty sure I’m getting the better end of this deal, Janna.”
With that, Unnarr and his guards continue on with their daily patrol. As he passes his cousins stall, Unnarr nods curtly in Durgin’s direction. Durgin, still with a befuddled look nods back. He then gazes over at me and sees me putting out a fresh basket of muffins for my customers. You can see the anger welling within him. His face turning a few shades of red. He makes a beeline for my stall once Unnarr is out of sight.
Durgin storms up and yells, “Today is your last day of business WENCH!!! I see what you’re playing at here. You’re trying to put me out of business by bribing my clientele with your foul cookery! I see you’ve even tried to get my own family in on your conspiracy!!! I will not have IT!”
I stand up to him and gaze down into his angry eyes. “It’s not me that’s destroying your business. You’re doing a fine job of it yourself!”
With a sneer, he says “Maybe I should take a cue from you and bake muffins for my customers!” With that, he grabs my basket of muffins and heads off to his stall, hollering “Thanks for the muffins!” over his shoulder at me. I try to act distraught as best I can…
As he gets back to his stall, he places the muffins on his counter and starts to put on a more friendly facade. After a few moments, the smell of the muffins start to permeate the air around his stall. I try not to look too long to arouse his suspicion, but I have feeling my revenge is coming to a close. As a customer arrives at his stall, I head over. Durgin keeps an eye on me while trying to look his best in front of the customer. He offers them a muffin while they discuss the customer’s needs. I go up and tell them, “Don’t eat his muffins! They’re bad! I had one myself earlier and I’m in such pain.”
Durgin, looks at me and says, “Get back to your stall and stop trying to steal my customers!” He looks at the customer through a false smile and says, “She’s always trying to do that to me. You can’t trust the race of men, you know!”
I say to the customer as they are about to take a bite, “I really wouldn’t do that if I were you! They are really, very bad muffins.”
Durgin looks at me and then sees the look on his customer’s face. He realizes he’s losing them. “Wait!” he states, “I know these are great! I’ll show you, myself!” With that, he grabs a muffin and jams it into his mouth. After chewing it down, he greedily takes another. After the second muffin and through a muffled voice, he states “See, I told you they were really good!”
The customer, a bit squeamish after seeing Durgin shove two muffins down his gullet walks away. He stares at me as he swallows the last bit of muffin and says hotly, “You’re going to pay for that wench! You won’t make it home tonight.”
I laugh and walk away. “We’ll see about that Durgin!”
After a few minutes, Durgin starts to look a bit odd. I’m busy with another customer and don’t really have too much time to pay attention. Once my customer leaves I glance over and can see he’s looking a bit green.
I slowly walk over to his stall pretending to be concerned. “Durgin, are you okay? You’re looking a bit pale.”
He looks over at me, recognition setting in, “You poisoned me, didn’t you?”
I look at him, grin and say, “Actually Durgin, I told you the muffins were bad. It’s not my fault you didn’t listen to me. I have many witnesses around these stalls that will vouch for our earlier conversation. With that comment, recognition of what’s been going on sets in with a few of the local merchants. They quickly come over to confront the local bully in force. Members of the crowd shout, “That’s right Durgin! We heard her warn you. We even saw you steal her muffins from her. Isn’t stealing against the law? Shouldn’t someone call the guard?”
Durgin bellows, “I’ll kill you for this woman!!”
With that statement, he lunges at me and grasps for my throat. I deftly dodge out of the lumbering dwarf’s way. As he lands, the contents of his stomach are expelled all over the floor of his stall.
Thoroughly embarrassed, Durgin runs from the marketplace, periodically stopping to further empty the contents of his stomach on his way out.
Having endured his bullying presence for so long, the local merchants cheer and laugh as Durgin disappears from sight.
A few merchants congratulated me, while others just went back to their stalls laughing heartily at Durgin’s fall. I collected the evidence of my poisoning and disposed of it. I then headed back over to my stall, grabbed a new basket full of muffins and went on with my day as if nothing ever happened.
Later that evening, Dalmar stopped by to pick me up. Turns out, without Durgin around to mess with my business, I sold a good portion of my husband’s creations. Business had been good to me today.
My rival would be sick for the next week or so, so I wouldn’t need to worry about his seeking revenge for a while. In the meantime, I intend to work with Unnarr on practicing my martial skills.
While the marketplace is fun, I’m starting to feel I need a bit more adventure in my life….
Until next we meet!
~Janna
[Sorry for the long delay, folks! After more than a month off from blogging because of my injuries and hospital stay, I'm finally starting to feel like a real person again. I really hope the close of this chapter in Janna's life was worth the wait. ~Mike]