Well, I could go into a giant tirade about pretty much anything for a first post, but I thought I might as well get the most pressing issue out of the way now instead of later.

In case you haven’t figured it out, my forum name is awful. Just… terrible. I admit, I made the account in haste. I was so excited to get into the game to play, that I just picked a name I like, but when it wasn’t available, I just added a ‘z’ to the end so I could play sooner, instead of spending an extra ten minutes thinking of something that doesn’t make me want to projectile vomit. Now, even close to two years later, I still regret that decision.  And the worst part is, forum account name changes have been temporarily suspended, so my plight falls upon the ears of those who are unable to aid me. By the way, if any really super important people at Turbine read this, a name change would be absolutely delightful.

Overall, I hate this name, and if you hate it too, that’s perfectly understandable. Just try not to mention it, or I will cry. Lots.

Also, I will try to keep this thing as much about LOTRO as I can. I know that NOBODY wants to read an insipid diary about the life and times of me. Actually, I’m pretty sure everyone does, I’m just not going to succumb to your requests (you know who you are!). Pretty good first post, I think. I was THINKING about linking to a picture of Godzilla, but decided against it at the end.